Cash in on fash-in

I heard alotta Girls.

Embellishments to embezzle.

I wood buy.

Hand-dyed, RIP

Today I took a 5AM jog in desperation of curing a sleepless night. Too late, because I found myself driving to WeHo by 8:45AM. I already sweat my balls off while standing, so I pretty much died today while setting up and packing up all my merch and equipment by myself in the sun-kissing-and-raping rays. As a first-time and last minute seller at Space 15 twenty, I didn't make as much as I wanted, but I made great pals and potential customers for the seven hours spent there. Never depend on anyone, only Depends. In order to fill my bank account, my melted self proceeded to Wasteland and made the most sales ever at $109.20! Thank you buddy, who looks like a milder John Galliano.

A few happy customers.

Mockery, tar and feather ye!

Adam Weiss is the PIC in the pic

K-the-i??? shrieked, "Hey, it's you!" and pointed at me like I'm T-M-Z

Hurrah Sirah, the birthday girl

Check out the hooded chick's eyeball, hubba hubba!

L.A. is so dangerous that Villaraigosa had bunkers constructed

Some people will never get the concept because it takes more than just understanding at times. Before these people's minds can even process a single thought, their thick faces and sordid tongues will present nothing but critical and dysfunctional output. Sorry, this isn't equivalent to critical acclaim; it's being a pretentious have-not who denies his origins of chimp-pansy. (I should ground myself and stop uddering these puns.) In general, some people are born to be instantly part of the general public, and sadly they're always in the way like Waldo's groupies.

It's up to you weed out the dullards from the enriched, unless you accept everything with open arms because you're so above it all!

With that being said, Hipsters Who Love Hip Hop is in no way, self-destructive like its name because it's such an intimate and interactive event. I went for the first time and was welcomed with nothing but what the Jewish like to call kosher.

I remember reading these names and painstakingly laughing: Dr. Dreidel, Jerusalem Da Damaja, Ko$ha, Jewpac.

To me death is not a fearful thing. It's living that's treacherous.

Cults (and new expansion) held their very first L.A. performance at the 6th St Warehouse last Sunday. "Go Outside" was the perfect remedy for my agoraphobic relapse, since I usually end up going to McDonald's or somewhere else instead. The comely venue didn't hurt my feelings either because of the sex, drugs, and rock n' roll artwork. I learned a great lesson at the end of the night because not only do all bald men and beanie men look alike, but long-haired friends do, too! No.

P.S. I haven't posted in the longest, but the first photo is from Breakfest.

ABCDEDC

The rave scene is absolutely kitsch, but I absolutely love free stuff. EDC was a bit crazy; a God-sent all access pass, all you can drink, and being an adopted kidnap victim. I'm not sure if I'm ready to release my article yet (seeing that I, myself, just got released..kidding..not), but here's a photo. If you were rolling, then I was probably throwing turkey sandwiches at you. I don't care if you're vegan. It's not a Jesus allusion by the way!

Asia: Macao (pt. 6)

There are no Macaws in Macau, but the Chinese, Portuguese and others.

Kun Iam and therapy make miracles happen

They must be best buds

I couldn't get a panoramic view

A family that stays together

Todd Bridges before his addiction

Local tourists

Halloween Jews

Asia: Va a China (pt. 5)

Shenzhen, China. The image that really struck me was when we drove next to a van that harbored poor farmers who came to the city in hopes of more opportunities (to make a living). The man's gaze brought me to tears. I hope there is hope for them, but fat chance! Fat chan, lucky chan. Laki tsan!

China + India = world domination

This is a signal to show Chairman Mao how much I love China

This is a testament to how maneuverably savvy Asians are, pt. 4

Wind and hair everywhere

It's really not a cigarette, otherwise I'd be decapitated

Loosey goosey

The remake of Mulan

Even their domesticated animals are a bit chinky

Wrong calculations man. At this rate, only your head will fly off.

Big tomatoes

Not lady boys

Man trees

Major lazer

Sunkissed

In case of a conflagration bigger than Godzilla and King Kong and Donkey Kong

Mr. Blue Sky

I should submit this to National Geographic Magazine for them to snub me

A testament to how maneuverably savvy Asians are, pt. 5

Asia: Hong Kong in a phooey

Hong Kong has 37 more years until China takes over. They are scared shitless to say the least.

They can't have too many Chinatowns in Asia

Conch

Bipolar bears

Floating restaurant

Discovering Asia

Dogs just like to smell other dog's butts

This clown is just enjoying himself

SL//\\SH / McLuvin?