Charlie Sheen rhymes with morphine.
That reminds me: River Phoenix drowned in lethal levels of cocaine and morphine back in Halloween of '93. So here's a My Own Private Idaho homage to those who have OD'ed and passed on (and could have used some lifesaving tiger blood transfusions themselves).
P.S. James Franco recently collaborated with director Gus Van Sant to rework the 1991 film into a 12-hour version called Endless Idaho. I'm hope you believe in freewill and have options to choose not to see the Yale student's work.