'The girl is not selling her private life, but her image.' - Karl Lagerfeld.

March, 12 | Ace Gallery, Los Angeles, Calif.

I underestimated the distance from point B to point C, and so Jennifer and I missed a huge chunk of the Thai Nguyen fall/winter 2011 show. We managed to catch the finale with the entire collection, while my camera's settings went off the charts!

El dia de los Mickeyes Mausones

The clap

Baby back ribs

Check out the diversely unisex hairstyles

From the designer himself

'She comes in colors everywhere; she combs her hair, she's like a rainbow.' - The Rolling Stones

I had to hold some Olivia Munn photos for a few months until the Audrey spring issue was released. Those who have worked behind the scenes aren't stretching the truth when they say shoots are beyawn-d unglamorous. It's nothing like the end result.

There will be light.

There will be no privacy.

Cut, cut, cut

'I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.' - Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen rhymes with morphine.

That reminds me: River Phoenix drowned in lethal levels of cocaine and morphine back in Halloween of '93. So here's a My Own Private Idaho homage to those who have OD'ed and passed on (and could have used some lifesaving tiger blood transfusions themselves).

P.S. James Franco recently collaborated with director Gus Van Sant to rework the 1991 film into a 12-hour version called Endless Idaho. I'm hope you believe in freewill and have options to choose not to see the Yale student's work.